Channel Four have slipped out a Flash movie advert which … well, it’s basically people who are on, or have been on programmes on Channel Four, such as The West Wing, ER, Big Brother, yadda yadda … and they’re swearing. A lot. I’ve no idea where it came from, but it’s certainly starting to gather moss. Watch it below.
Sarah Chalke‘s sultry “merde” is verrry nice, but the cracker has to be Janel Maloney saying “I like c**t”. Sigh.
Update 2006-03-10: Two years on … thanks to everyone who has commented on this post thus far, but extra-special-huggy-bear thanks go to Steph, Supreme Commander Hoik and Michael who put in the time and the effort to make up this who’s-who list of everyone in this trail:
- Tony Robinson (Time Team)
- Ozzy Osbourne (The Osbournes)
- Michelle Gomez (Green Wing)
- Krishnan Guru-Murthy (Channel Four News)
- Kirstie Allsop (Relocation, Relocation)
- Sarah Chalke (Scrubs)
- Carol Vorderman (Countdown)
- Jack Osbourne (The Osbournes)
- Enrique Murciano (Without a Trace)
- Richard Maidley (Richard & Judy)
- Richard Schiff (The West Wing)
- Phil Spencer (Relocation, Relocation)
- Jamie Oliver (Jamie’s School Dinners)
- Laura Innes (ER)
- Graham Norton (So Graham Norton)
- Jamie Lynne Di Scala (The Sopranos)
- Naomi Cleaver (Other People’s Houses)
- Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall (River Cottage))
- Sharon Osbourne (The Osbournes)
- Leigh Francis / Avid Merrion (Bo Selecta)
- Derren Brown (Mind Games)
- Peter Gallagher (The OC)
- Kim Woodburn (How Clean is Your House)
- Mathew St. Patrick (Six Feet Under)
- Iain Lee (The 11 O’Clock Show)
- Judy Reyes (Scrubs)
- Sarah Beeny (Propery Ladder)
- Aida Turturro (The Sopranos)
- John Spencer (The West Wing)
- Adam Brody (The OC)
- Janel Maloney (The West Wing)
- Jon Snow (The News)
- Mark Nicholas (Cricket)
- Rachel Bilson (The OC)
- Bradley Whitford (The West Wing)
- Drea De Matteo (The Sopranos)
- Kelly Osbourne (The Osbournes)
- Jimmy Carr (Distraction)
- Ken Jenkins (Scrubs)
- Aggie MacKenzie (How Clean is Your House)
- Rory Bremner (Bremner, Bird and Fortune)
- Peter Oborne (Why Politicians Can’t Tell The Truth)
- Parminder Nagra (ER)
- Mischa Barton (The OC)
- Richard Whitely (Countdown)
- David Starkey (Monarchy)
- Peter Krause (Six Feet Under)
- Anthony La Paglia (Without a Trace)
- Judy Finnegan (Richard & Judy)
- Julian McMahon (Nip/Tuck)
- Dermot O Leary (Big Brother)
- Lauren Ambrose (Six Feet Under)
- Davina McCall (Big Brother)
- Niall Ferguson (Empire, American Colussus)
- Kevin McCloud (Grand Designs)
- Zach Braff (Scrubs)
- Marianne Jean Baptiste (Without a Trace)
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class stuff.
Excellent stuff – keep it cumming Channel 4
Anyone know who the seksey redhead is right after Dermot O’Leary????
the sexy redhead is on “Six Feet Under”
who is that guy that says “England” cuz that is funny
oh my god this is the absolute best thing online! the scottish red head is so funny!
who is that bird who goes
“i love the word fuck way too much”??????
SJC, She’s the chick from the OC… and is hott huh?
is the last contributor a uk comedian or the actress from Without a Trace?
well, both. She’s the actress from Without a Trace and she’s from the UK
I just wanna know who’s that cutie in the middle who says “shitface” and giggles?
merde is klass i like dat and the waaan kaaaa at the v end is amazin
I love Channel 4 for showing these well-edited, in-between progamme exerts, they always make me smile. It is good fun initialy guessing what they are all talking about, but this one in particular is fantastic. So nice to see celebs swearing, it appears as though all the TV actors actually enjoyed the interviews with Channel 4, when they must get so many boring questions asked. Well done again, enjoy this, Janel is by far the best, wow!
this is excellenttttttttt.. is it possible to somehow save it? i dont know much about pcs but id love to have it as a file in my pc..
thanks!
“i love the word fuck way too much” is mischa barton
the girl in the middle who says “shitface” and giggles is rachel bilson.
both on the OC
WHAT A GREAT AD. Avid Merrion’s Comment was good as well as the BUGGERATION.My fav has to be Merde cuz i actually know what that means!!!
SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY
what does merde actually mean?
http://translate.google.com/translate_t?text=merde&langpair=fr|en
merde means shit in french, and dat bloke at the end from scrubs is well funney. ha ha ha
“You Fuckin CunT” (enfasise the T)
“Far Kewwwwww”
sweet lovin it…never get tired of it have seen so many times
Anyone got (and fancy making) a complete list / script?
WTF!
Aren’t we all becoming very liberal these days. Everything goes…
who’s the first guy who says ‘cunt’?
it took some doing do to some cleverish redirection, but if you want a copy of this, right click the link below and click save target as
http://cache.neuro.me.uk/tmp/s/swearing1.swf
I think Judy Finnigans FUCK is the best – got me hard actually !!!!!!!!!
Absolutely brilliant. Mark Nicholas saying shitfuck. doesn’t get much better than that.
also..if anyone knows of similar clips – ie. the C4 add asking celebrities what they do to relax etc. could you drop me an e-mail.
Cheers, ah amusement.
xXx
does anyone know if the second person to say cunt is enrique murciano (danny from without a trace)? also, can you download the other ones?
and, how cute is anthony lapaglia?!
what is it parminder nagra says???
where can i download the rest of these?
FUCKING brilliant!!!
Richard whitely saying “Sloblocks!!!!” is absolutely fantastic….
If anyone wants to see something similar, the people at my production company have made a little compilation of stupid things they’ve said. http://www.thomvaughan.com has all the goodies.
Nice work, C4!
where can i download the rest of the interviews?
luv nicole
:D
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Hey do you know who is the guy just before Janel Maloney?
Does anyone have any other ads in this series that they could transcribe? I am putting together a fansite for the actor Richard Schiff (the guy that says ‘cocksucking motherfucker’) and if I could have a list of his answers it would be cool. Any help appreciated.
Ok, so here’s the people I knew, or got from this site. Feel free to add as theres a bunch I dont know.
1. Tony Robinson
2. Ozzy Osbourne
3. Michelle Gomez
4.
5.
6. Sarah Chalke (Scrubs)
7. Isabella Rosellini
8. Jack Osbourne
9. Enrique Murciano (Without A Trace)
10.
11. Richard Schiff
12.
13. Jaime Oliver
14. Laura Innes (ER)
15.
16. Jamie Lynne Di Scala (The Sopranos)
17.
18.
19. Sharon Osbourne
20.
21.
22. Peter Gallagher (The OC)
23. Aggie and Kim (How clean is your house)
24.
25.
26. Judy Reyes (Scrubs)
27.
28.
29.
30. Adam Brody (Scrubs)
31. Janel Maloney (The West Wing)
32.
33. Rachel Bilson (Scrubs)
34. Bradley Whitford (The West Wing)
35.
36. Kelly Osbourne
37.
38. Ken Jenkins (Scrubs)
39. Kim and Aggie (How Clean is your house)
40.
41.
42. Parminder Nagra (ER)
43. Mischa Barton (The OC)
44.
45.
46. Peter Krause (Six Feet Under)
47. Anthony La Paglia (Without A Trace)
48.
49. Julian McMahon (Nip/Tuck)
50.
51. Lauren Ambrose (Six Feet Under)
52.
53.
54.
55. Zach Braff (Scrubs)
56. Marianne Jean Baptiste (Without A Trace)
*30. Adam Brody is from The OC, not Scrubs, sorry!
*33. Rachel Bilson is from The OC, not Scrubs!!
The one before Mischa Barton is the one from “Kick it like Beckham” sorry i do not know her name!
I like Rachels : “Shitface” and then giggles so sweet and Mischas : “I like Fuck way too much” and Sarah Chalkes “Merde” always makes me laugh!!!!!
This thing is so funny!!!!!
You’re trying to remember the name of Parminder Nagra from Bend It Like Beckham and ER
#28 is (don’t know her name) Janice from the Sapranos.
Yeah, I knew she was in BILB, but I assumed ER was the show she was supposed to be representing on this.
Rachel Bilson – my mistake. I am an OC fan, so excuse some of the typos. I must admit the list was written at night and I didnt check it.
Kelly Douchbag is not swearing im surprised you couldnt of think of a better swear word looking at your background.
21 is psychological illusionist Derren Brown – I love the fact that they’ve stuck him in a launderette.
oh
The guy from scrubs is a fucking legend!!!!!
I like the woman that says cocksucker in a really husky voice lol. Makes me laugh
SO FUCKING AMAZING
29) John Spencer – West Wing
37. Jimmy Carr
i don’t get it when that dude was like england?????
he hates Englang to the point that it has become a swear word to him… kinda like if I were to say FRENCH instead of FUCK
Is there any more clips of celebrities like these on the internet?
I have seen a few one TV but I would like to see the others (if there is any)
Right, here’s the updated list (though there’s still a few I don’t know)
1. Tony Robinson (Time Team)
2. Ozzy Osbourne (The Osbornes)
3. Michelle Gomez (Green Wing)
4. Krishnan Guru-Murthy (The News)
5. Kirstie Allsop (Relocation, Relocation)
6. Sarah Chalke (Scrubs)
7. Carol Vorderman (Countdown)
8. Jack Osbourne (The Osbornes)
9. Enrique Murciano (Without A Trace)
10. Richard Maidley (Richard + Judy)
11. Richard Schiff (The West Wing)
12. Phil Spencer (Relocation, Relocation)
13. Jamie Oliver (Jaime’s School Dinners)
14. Laura Innes (ER)
15. Graham Norton (So Graham Norton)
16. Jamie Lynne Di Scala (The Sopranos)
17.
18. Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall (Some boring programme)
19. Sharon Osbourne (The Osbornes)
20. Leigh Francis /Avid Merrion (Bo Selecta)
21. Derren Brown (Mind Games)
22. Peter Gallagher (The OC)
23. Kim Woodburn (How clean is your house)
24.
25.
26. Judy Reyes (Scrubs)
27.
28. Aida Turturro (The Sopranos)
29. John Spencer (The West Wing)
30. Adam Brody (The OC)
31. Janel Maloney (The West Wing)
32. Jon Snow (The News)
33. Mark Nicholas (The Cricket)
34. Rachel Bilson (The OC)
35. Bradley Whitford (The West Wing)
36. Drea De Matteo (The Sopranos)
37. Kelly Osborne (The Osbornes)
38. Jimmy Carr (Distraction)
39. Ken Jenkins (Scrubs)
40. Aggie MacKenzie (How Clean is your house)
41.
42.
43. Parminder Nagra (ER)
44. Mischa Barton (The OC)
45. Richard Whitely (Coutdown)
46. David Starkey (Monarchy)
47. Peter Krause (Six Feet Under)
48. Anthony La Paglia (Without A Trace)
49. Judy Finnegan (Richard + Judy)
50. Julian McMahon (Nip/Tuck)
51. Dermot O Leary (Big Brother)
52. Lauren Ambrose (Six Feet Under)
53. Davina McCall (Big Brother)
54.
55. Kevin McCloud (Grand Designs)
56. Zach Braff (Scrubs)
57. Marianne Jean Baptiste (Without A Trace)
Here you go:
17. Naomi Cleaver (presents one of those bourgeois property-porn programmes; only one whose identity I’m not completely sure of – ugh, ending sentence in a preposition)
24. Mathew St. Patrick (Six Feet Under)
25. Iain Lee (alleged comedian; The 11 O’Clock Show and RI:SE)
27. Sarah Beeny (Property Ladder and non-threatening, big-titted bourgeois wank-fantasy)
41. Rory Bremner (exceptional impressionist and alleged satirist; Bremner, Bird and Fortune)
42. Peter Oborne (journo -political editor of The Spectator- author, opiner; Why Politicians Can’t Tell The Truth [as opposed to journalists, eh Peter?]
54. Niall Ferguson (historian, author, a Scot, and the thinking woman’s crumpet – a sort of younger, fuckable Joan Bakewell, if you will; Empire, American Colussus)
17. Naomi Cleaver is from Honey I Ruined the House
(hooray for pay tv!)
i found another one of the ads, but i wish i could see them all. they’re hilarious. anyway, this is the one with the question: “when did you lose your virginity?”
http://www.devilducky.com/media/26383/
tis so awesome!
Judy swearing hahaha
OMG! my brother just showed me this clip its actually the funniest thing I’ve ever seen and can i just state that adam brody (number 30) is absoultey gourgeous! Any hoo thank you channel 4! and am i being a spac but where is the link for the virginty thing ont the devil duck website cus i couldnt see it. cheers if you know.
SJC the one with the dark hair is rachel bilson (who i apparetly look like…i wish) n the one with the blonde who says “i like the word fuck way too much” is mischa barton, both from the OC.
If anyone gets hold of the HTML code for this let me know ive wanted it for agesss!
lauren ambrose is after dermot oleary
OMG derren brown, SO HOT!
Those Channel 4 films are awesome, especially this one! And Derren Brown- sooooooooo hot!
DERREN BROWN!!! I love these SO much, oh my gosh! Crystal and Kathryn, watch out for Derren on this one: http://www.devilducky.com/media/26383/ (Thanks to Claire who posted it above) *dies*
Derren Brown should be credited as from “Mind Control”, not “Mind Games”
Bradly Whitford is fantastic
Oh, this is only the most brilliant video ever. I just wish we could download it, because that link posted two years ago to the cache’d one doesn’t quite work anymore.
Has anyone any idea where the other ads from this series are, the only other one I found is “Age you lost your virginity”
Bradley Whitford is so cute when he swears.
…well, he’s cute all the time, but you know..
Ah, I see I am a rather late discoverer! Nevermind, it still rocks my socks.
Any chance you could reactivate the link for the clip? I’ve been lookin’ all over, trying to download it, but I just can’t find anything, except your link, which doesn’t work. D’oh!
has anyone got any way of me being able to download a copy of this? the link above doesn’t seem to be working for me– thanks
parminder nagras roughly translates to: Bastard dog
I liked when they asked the celebrities what was their 1st record they bought.
Does anyone know what Marcia Cross’ was (Bree from Desperate Housewives)?
I’d LOVE to know. Thank-you.
the second last one – zach braff – is awesome.. he’s acting just like on scrubs
and all the oc stars rachel bilson, adam brody, peter gallagher and mischa barton were awwesome too 
never heard them swear.. and the show KICKED ASS!!!!! lol
How sad the open howl of an audience branded by televisual lobotomy.
How sad the hankering pangs of the porn hungry.
How bad the voyeurs decent to celebricity.
How strong the arguments brought about by the ultra-intelligent loafers in defense of the truly stupid content of 89% of broadcasting.
How deluded the internet swingset.
Carry on.
best wishes…
I think the fourth one is Danny Pino (Cold Case). Or… maybe I was counting wrong. But he’s in there, it looks like!
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