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Who Knew Celebrities Swearing Would Be So Cool?
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Channel Four have slipped out a Flash movie advert which … well, it’s basically people who are on, or have been on programmes on Channel Four, such as The West Wing, ER, Big Brother, yadda yadda … and they’re swearing. A lot. I’ve no idea where it came from, but it’s certainly starting to gather moss. Watch it below.

Sarah Chalke‘s sultry “merde” is verrry nice, but the cracker has to be Janel Maloney saying “I like c**t”. Sigh.

Update 2006-03-10: Two years on … thanks to everyone who has commented on this post thus far, but extra-special-huggy-bear thanks go to Steph, Supreme Commander Hoik and Michael who put in the time and the effort to make up this who’s-who list of everyone in this trail:

  1. Tony Robinson (Time Team)
  2. Ozzy Osbourne (The Osbournes)
  3. Michelle Gomez (Green Wing)
  4. Krishnan Guru-Murthy (Channel Four News)
  5. Kirstie Allsop (Relocation, Relocation)
  6. Sarah Chalke (Scrubs)
  7. Carol Vorderman (Countdown)
  8. Jack Osbourne (The Osbournes)
  9. Enrique Murciano (Without a Trace)
  10. Richard Maidley (Richard & Judy)
  11. Richard Schiff (The West Wing)
  12. Phil Spencer (Relocation, Relocation)
  13. Jamie Oliver (Jamie’s School Dinners)
  14. Laura Innes (ER)
  15. Graham Norton (So Graham Norton)
  16. Jamie Lynne Di Scala (The Sopranos)
  17. Naomi Cleaver (Other People’s Houses)
  18. Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall (River Cottage))
  19. Sharon Osbourne (The Osbournes)
  20. Leigh Francis / Avid Merrion (Bo Selecta)
  21. Derren Brown (Mind Games)
  22. Peter Gallagher (The OC)
  23. Kim Woodburn (How Clean is Your House)
  24. Mathew St. Patrick (Six Feet Under)
  25. Iain Lee (The 11 O’Clock Show)
  26. Judy Reyes (Scrubs)
  27. Sarah Beeny (Propery Ladder)
  28. Aida Turturro (The Sopranos)
  29. John Spencer (The West Wing)
  30. Adam Brody (The OC)
  31. Janel Maloney (The West Wing)
  32. Jon Snow (The News)
  33. Mark Nicholas (Cricket)
  34. Rachel Bilson (The OC)
  35. Bradley Whitford (The West Wing)
  36. Drea De Matteo (The Sopranos)
  37. Kelly Osbourne (The Osbournes)
  38. Jimmy Carr (Distraction)
  39. Ken Jenkins (Scrubs)
  40. Aggie MacKenzie (How Clean is Your House)
  41. Rory Bremner (Bremner, Bird and Fortune)
  42. Peter Oborne (Why Politicians Can’t Tell The Truth)
  43. Parminder Nagra (ER)
  44. Mischa Barton (The OC)
  45. Richard Whitely (Countdown)
  46. David Starkey (Monarchy)
  47. Peter Krause (Six Feet Under)
  48. Anthony La Paglia (Without a Trace)
  49. Judy Finnegan (Richard & Judy)
  50. Julian McMahon (Nip/Tuck)
  51. Dermot O Leary (Big Brother)
  52. Lauren Ambrose (Six Feet Under)
  53. Davina McCall (Big Brother)
  54. Niall Ferguson (Empire, American Colussus)
  55. Kevin McCloud (Grand Designs)
  56. Zach Braff (Scrubs)
  57. Marianne Jean Baptiste (Without a Trace)

  1. Anyone know who the seksey redhead is right after Dermot O’Leary????

  2. oh my god this is the absolute best thing online! the scottish red head is so funny!

  3. well, both. She’s the actress from Without a Trace and she’s from the UK

    I just wanna know who’s that cutie in the middle who says “shitface” and giggles?

  4. I love Channel 4 for showing these well-edited, in-between progamme exerts, they always make me smile. It is good fun initialy guessing what they are all talking about, but this one in particular is fantastic. So nice to see celebs swearing, it appears as though all the TV actors actually enjoyed the interviews with Channel 4, when they must get so many boring questions asked. Well done again, enjoy this, Janel is by far the best, wow!

  5. this is excellenttttttttt.. is it possible to somehow save it? i dont know much about pcs but id love to have it as a file in my pc..

    thanks!

  6. “i love the word fuck way too much” is mischa barton

    the girl in the middle who says “shitface” and giggles is rachel bilson.

    both on the OC

  7. WHAT A GREAT AD. Avid Merrion’s Comment was good as well as the BUGGERATION.My fav has to be Merde cuz i actually know what that means!!!

  8. merde means shit in french, and dat bloke at the end from scrubs is well funney. ha ha ha

  9. I think Judy Finnigans FUCK is the best – got me hard actually !!!!!!!!!

  10. Absolutely brilliant. Mark Nicholas saying shitfuck. doesn’t get much better than that.

  11. also..if anyone knows of similar clips – ie. the C4 add asking celebrities what they do to relax etc. could you drop me an e-mail.

    Cheers, ah amusement.

    xXx

  12. does anyone know if the second person to say cunt is enrique murciano (danny from without a trace)? also, can you download the other ones?
    and, how cute is anthony lapaglia?!

  13. FUCKING brilliant!!!
    Richard whitely saying “Sloblocks!!!!” is absolutely fantastic….
    If anyone wants to see something similar, the people at my production company have made a little compilation of stupid things they’ve said. http://www.thomvaughan.com has all the goodies.
    Nice work, C4! 🙂

  14. Does anyone have any other ads in this series that they could transcribe? I am putting together a fansite for the actor Richard Schiff (the guy that says ‘cocksucking motherfucker’) and if I could have a list of his answers it would be cool. Any help appreciated.

  15. Ok, so here’s the people I knew, or got from this site. Feel free to add as theres a bunch I dont know.

    1. Tony Robinson
    2. Ozzy Osbourne
    3. Michelle Gomez
    4.
    5.
    6. Sarah Chalke (Scrubs)
    7. Isabella Rosellini
    8. Jack Osbourne
    9. Enrique Murciano (Without A Trace)
    10.
    11. Richard Schiff
    12.
    13. Jaime Oliver
    14. Laura Innes (ER)
    15.
    16. Jamie Lynne Di Scala (The Sopranos)
    17.
    18.
    19. Sharon Osbourne
    20.
    21.
    22. Peter Gallagher (The OC)
    23. Aggie and Kim (How clean is your house)
    24.
    25.
    26. Judy Reyes (Scrubs)
    27.
    28.
    29.
    30. Adam Brody (Scrubs)
    31. Janel Maloney (The West Wing)
    32.
    33. Rachel Bilson (Scrubs)
    34. Bradley Whitford (The West Wing)
    35.
    36. Kelly Osbourne
    37.
    38. Ken Jenkins (Scrubs)
    39. Kim and Aggie (How Clean is your house)
    40.
    41.
    42. Parminder Nagra (ER)
    43. Mischa Barton (The OC)
    44.
    45.
    46. Peter Krause (Six Feet Under)
    47. Anthony La Paglia (Without A Trace)
    48.
    49. Julian McMahon (Nip/Tuck)
    50.
    51. Lauren Ambrose (Six Feet Under)
    52.
    53.
    54.
    55. Zach Braff (Scrubs)
    56. Marianne Jean Baptiste (Without A Trace)

  16. The one before Mischa Barton is the one from “Kick it like Beckham” sorry i do not know her name!
    I like Rachels : “Shitface” and then giggles so sweet and Mischas : “I like Fuck way too much” and Sarah Chalkes “Merde” always makes me laugh!!!!!
    This thing is so funny!!!!!

  17. Yeah, I knew she was in BILB, but I assumed ER was the show she was supposed to be representing on this.

    Rachel Bilson – my mistake. I am an OC fan, so excuse some of the typos. I must admit the list was written at night and I didnt check it.

  18. Kelly Douchbag is not swearing im surprised you couldnt of think of a better swear word looking at your background.

  19. 21 is psychological illusionist Derren Brown – I love the fact that they’ve stuck him in a launderette.

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