Scott Murray, Guardian Unlimited journo infamous for his bizarre sports coverage, has been tasked to give a blow-by-blow account of the Budget (when the Chancellor of the Exchequor announces the country’s budget for this financial year).

When you read something that starts …

"Good morning everyone. First, the apologies. I don't know my PSBRs from my elbow, but for some reason have been hauled over from the sports desk and told to cover the budget live. I'm sorry. You and I deserve better."

… you know you’re in for something interesting :)