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[00:13] * markmm has had a daughter
[00:13] <pickle> markmm: congrats!
[00:14] <pickle> markmm: you can have a drink now!
[00:14] <drochaid> whose daughter did he have?
[00:14] <drochaid> oh I see, right
[00:14] <drochaid> congrats markmm
[00:15] <Elwell> mother n sprog all OK?
[00:15] <markmm> 4:20am friday, so ive had a couple of beers tonight
[00:15] <pickle> markmm: do we get to suggest names?
[00:15] <pickle> I suggest Ubuntu
[00:15] <drochaid> pickle, dinnae be daft
[00:15] <neuro_> ubuntuk
[00:15] <markmm> Yes, labour was only 6 hours, short for a first child
[00:15] <drochaid> I suggest Kubuntu
[00:16] <neuro_> ooh, wait, naming convention opportunity
[00:16] <neuro_> characters from buffy!
[00:16] * Elwell keepa an eye out for penguin related photo in LJ
[00:16] <markmm> Its either susy or deb
[00:16] <neuro_> no, wait, royal navy ship names!
[00:16] <neuro_> "I christen thee Ark Royal Susan"
[00:16] <pickle> neuro_: nah nah nah, Discworld characters!
[00:16] <neuro_> nah, Wm. Gibson characters
[00:17] <neuro_> "I christen thee Dixie Flatline"
[00:17] <pickle> whois markmm
[00:17] <pickle> doh
[00:17] <drochaid> close :)
[00:17] <neuro_> but no banana
[00:17] <edward> call her deb, and the next one can be called ian
[00:17] <pickle> was looking for his surname but it isn't there :)
[00:18] <neuro_> it's m, divvie
[00:18] <markmm> Marsella
[00:18] <pickle> Dibbler Marsella
[00:18] <neuro_> Wallace Marsella
[00:18] <edward> markmm: do you have a middle name that starts with M?
[00:18] <pickle> neuro_: a bit Pulp Fiction is it not?
[00:18] <neuro_> hee
[00:18] <neuro_> Ark Royal Marsella
[00:18] <markmm> edward: No
[00:19] <neuro_> Sony Marsella
[00:19] <edward> markmm: so what's the extra m for in markmm ?
[00:19] <neuro_> Weird Al Marsella
[00:19] <markmm> Its either Rosa, my nana's name, or Erica
[00:19] <neuro_> what kind of naming convention is that, family? bah
[00:19] <markmm> edward: mystery
[00:19] <neuro_> s'no good
[00:19] <neuro_> Mystery Marsella, excellent
[00:20] <neuro_> GNU Marsella
[00:20] <pickle> heheh
[00:20] <neuro_> iMarsella
[00:20] <markmm> KMarsella
[00:20] <neuro_> Marsella mini
[00:20] <pickle> neuro_: wouldn't want GNU Marsella - Daryl might start a paternity rights suit
[00:20] <neuro_> hehe
[00:20] <neuro_> MarsellaBSD
[00:20] <markmm> im glad i didnt set irc client to highligh my surname
[00:20] <edward> $summary[$_]{$field} = $row->[$_] for 0..$#$row;
[00:21] <neuro_> $summary[$_]{$field} = $row->[$_] for 0..$#$row; Marsella?
[00:21] <neuro_> that would be a bastard at roll call
[00:21] <pickle> summary for short...
[00:22] <neuro_> "Dollar summary square bracket dollar underscore close square bracket brace dollar field close brace equals dollar row dash greater-than square bracket dollar underscore close square bracket for zero dot dot dollar hash dollar row semi-colon Marsella?" "Present"
[00:22] <edward> rofl
[00:23] * edward adds a comment to that line
[00:23] <markmm> Having a child is an amazing experience
[00:23] <seaLne> didn't it hurt like fuck?
[00:23] <Elwell> "fuck was I that pissed?"
[00:23] <neuro_> "while square bracket one close square bracket semi-colon do kill minus nine minus one semi-colon done Peterson?" "while square bracket one close square bracket semi-colon do kill minus nine minus one semi-colon done Peterson?" ... "while square bracket one close square bracket semi-colon do kill minus nine minus one semi-colon done Peterson? Are you in today?" "Miss, while's off ill"
[00:24] <Elwell> neuro's on a roll.... hope this makes it to neuroblog

… and lo it was so.