Fantastic, the Sony EyeToy is now officially more embarrassing to play with than a bemani mat or Samba de Amigo maracas … and here’s the proof. I love party games as much as the next person — Bishi Bashi, Super Monkey Ball, and so on — but I’m buggered if I’m standing up in front of a) my mates and b) my telly and flapping my arms about like I’m a demented albatross in distress.

Well, unless I got paid reeeeally well for it.

As an aside, I bought the deluxe Samba de Amigo for my ex a couple of Christmases ago … now they go for over $200, apparently. Maybe I should have haggled over that instead of pointing out the fridge/freezer was mine … ;)