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Gotta Love Councils
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Got a letter through from my local council, telling me a local play area — swings, slides, other public-body approved child death traps — has “been put forward as a site for environmental improvement”. The real genius part of it is this:

Please refer to the enclosed plan for details of the proposed scheme. The planned improvements represent a substantial investment and commitment to improving environmental quality within Kildram.

Yeah, that’s all well and good, but where’s the bloody plan that was meant to be enclosed? I’d have more confidence in the council’s ability to refurbish steps, redesign footpaths, add lights and railings, and so on if they could only … you know … stuff paper into envelopes?