The first rule of Drink Camp is: you do not talk about Drink Camp. The second rule of Drink Camp is: you do not talk about Drink Camp. Third rule: If someone says “shots!”, orders a martini, or drinks Fosters, the drink is over. Fourth rule: Only one glass to a drink. Fifth rule: One drink at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No cocktail umbrellas, no coasters. Seventh rule: Drinks will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at Drink Camp, you have to drink. His name, was Jack Daniels.