The first rule of Drink Camp is: you do not talk about Drink Camp.

The second rule of Drink Camp is: you do not talk about Drink Camp.

Third rule: If someone says “shots!”, orders a martini, or drinks Fosters, the drink is over.

Fourth rule: Only one glass to a drink.

Fifth rule: One drink at a time, fellas.

Sixth rule: No cocktail umbrellas, no coasters.

Seventh rule: Drinks will go on as long as they have to.

And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at Drink Camp, you have to drink.

His name, was Jack Daniels.