If you watch any MTV2 in the UK at all, you’ll know about jackass. In fact, you probably know about jackass anyway, whether or not you’ve been polarised into loving or hating it. I personally love it. Now some lunatic decided to let them release a super-extended, uncut episode into the movie theatres … and…

That bastarding bastard Richard has decided to show the world his view askew collection … while simultaneously taunting me about it. I’d love to keep up, but I fear my credit rating couldn’t cope. I can imagine it down the road in ten years time … “So, Mr Anderson, you want to apply for credit…