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My Bunghole Will Speak Now ? Shut The Hell Up!
… it’s half past one in the morning, I was just about to crash after giggling at Beavis & Butthead on VH-1, and now all I can see and hear outside is fireworks. And I don’t mean small dinky fireworks, I mean serious howitzer-grade 300mm fireworks. Now round here, fireworks being set off by anyone…
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Damn Spammers
Just received a delivery failure report from some exchange server in a Regus business centre somewhere in the world … California, I think, from the traceroute … Delivery failure reports don’t normally bother me, but this appears to have come from a failed spam attempt, using my email address (neuro at well dot com). I…
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They’re Stealing My Soul, Dammit!
From Penny Arcade: “I’m terrified of mirrors, let alone video cameras, which are like super devil mirrors with black brains that remember.” It’s so true. Recently I’ve been gravitating away from being on cameras. Some of my closer friends will recall the “woooo” incident a few years ago, where I wandered in front of a…
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Sans Blog, Muelto Blog, Bloggity Blog
haven’t blogged, hence must mini-blog: went on holiday to great glen / caledonian canal / mallaig, went biking, generally chilled went to southampton for staff meeting, returned via london telehouse to do a server install found some more photos to bung into the album new photos, including telehouse, holiday, random pub in glasgow, study 2.1.
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Sometimes I Fear For Humanity
BBC News: “Plane bomb hoaxer jailed” — get this … this guy is late for his flight from Heathrow back to Pakistan, so he calls in a bomb threat to delay the flight — using his own mobile phone — then turns up four days later for the replacement flight, and funnily enough is arrested…
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“And I Thought These Things Smelled Bad … From The Outside”
Courtesy of ev … another reason why kazaa is a fucked piece of software — summary, it rewrites amazon urls to pass referral hits to kazaa’s associates account, and thus generate revenue for themselves, and stealing revenue from others — I won’t even consider putting it anywhere near my pooters now. No. Fucking. Way.
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Mmmmm, Tastes Gooooood …
Got my order through from CyberCandy this morning — some Vanilla Coke, some Pepsi Blue, a box of Cap’n Crunch and a box of Lucky Charms — all stuff you simply can’t get over here in the UK. Yes, I admit it, I covet American food products! The Vanilla Coke tastes lovely and smooth, and…
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You Are The All Singing, All Dancing Crap Of The World
in his blog (yes, his blog), Moby thinks he might be George W. Bush, in a Tyler Durden sort of styl-ee. I fear for this man’s sanity. Either that, or I fear for the safety of the world. “Hey, I don’t remember seeing that big red button on the mixer desk before … ” *click*…
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Woof! (Miaou?)
Noticed this Kylie playlist brazenly jammed as the first thing on my RealOne Player home page thingy … I didn’t like it one bit, in fact I was disgusted to see it shoved in my face like that, when all I wanted to do was listen to the CD I’d just put into my PC…