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Blonde Joke

I usually only listen to blonde jokes told by blonde women — knowing self-deprecation is the best humour — but this has to be the best blonde joke ever told. Seriously!

Dedicated Perversion?

BBC News: Extent of child net porn revealed — BT proactively block sites identified by the Internet Watch Foundation assessed as “illegal to view” under the 1978 Child Protection Act, presumably blocking such sites at the IP level, as they don’t use transparent proxies any more. However, an interesting comment in the article is: BT […]

Mind If I Borrow Something Blue?

Cool, I’m apparently getting married! And all it took was a text message … I wonder what John will wear … Actually, Sabrina has gotten herself—and her excellent site—a write up in the Daily Telegraph — way to go, hon!

IRIS Removes Individual Sovereignty

El Reg reports “The Home Office is to install iris scanning technology in major UK airports … The Immigration Service will invite “certain groups of foreign nationals” to join the scheme. To qualify, would-be registrants must have a track record of complying with the UK’s immigration laws.” They’re amusingly calling it the Iris Recognition Immigration […]

"To The Skies!"

Team Laser Explosion: Best … Weebl & Bob … Ever </comicbookguy> Updated 2004-05-05: There’s now a secret fan club, complete with printable belt! But remember … it’s a secret!

Who Knew Celebrities Swearing Would Be So Cool?

Channel Four have slipped out a Flash movie advert which … well, it’s basically people who are on, or have been on programmes on Channel Four, such as The West Wing, ER, Big Brother, yadda yadda … and they’re swearing. A lot. I’ve no idea where it came from, but it’s certainly starting to gather […]

Microsoft Swastika Overdrive

Microsoft have released (admittedly a fortnight ago) an update to Bookshelf Symbol 7, a font included in Office 2003, for including two instances of the swastika. It’s labeled Q833407, after the MS Knowledge Base article giving (virtually no) extra information on the update, it’s marked “critical”—the same level of urgency imparted upon recent Windows security […]

SCO Foot Shooting Continues?

According to a Russian security site [babelfish translation], SCO are behind a new worm (Mydoom) which is designed to target www.sco.com with a DDoS attack this Sunday, while propogating itself in the usual win32 email fashion … seemingly the FBI has raided SCO, detained employees and seized equipment. Truth? Who knows — the whole SCO […]

ack?

intrepid:~> ping -c5 neuroPING neuro (127.0.0.1): 56 data bytes — neuro ping statistics —5 packets transmitted, 0 packets received, 100% packet loss

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